Who’s Who in LPG Finance

A little poem written by my Finance Contoller

~Who’s Who in LPG Finance~

Do you know anyone in LPG finance,
The “Lost Platoon” that was ‘found’ with only 0.01% chance.
The original unit was completely disbursed,
We lost our Commander & the veterans transferred.
New recruits were assembled to take over the operation,
Ill equipped ,ill trained to handle the situation.
We dug deep and weathered the waves of shelling,
Contained the damage while help was flown in.
Clearing the “debris” and hope for a new beginning,
As HQ halt the advance and our new Head checked in.

We began with AR with Ei Hui as the Team Lead,
A capable lady that last year managed to get married.
Yee Kang is the epitome of true dedication,
Fast cars tweak to perfection is his next passion.
Azah’s potential has just began to bloom,
Her singing always helps to clear the gloom.
Syima is well known for her wonderful patience,
Her penchant for details have saved us in may instance.
Karen is the ‘Baby-G’ that we recently took,
Who got the brains to go with that killer look.
Then we have a ‘man with two tales’ we called Padzli,
Wearing 2 hats and also supports the marketing fraternity.
Zaiton has become our specialist in SOD,
This mother of 4 is no stranger to the many ‘initiatives’ of an MNC.
Chen was the much-sought reinforcement for cylinder recon,
A ‘hired gun’ to end legacy disputes that was passed on.

We now go to AP lead by ‘Laila manja’ ,
Her soft-spoken ness is a brilliant disguise for her true stature.
Wei Fong has her fair share of a colorful past,
The trusted aid who has been certainly learning fast.
Bavani has been a ‘survivor’ of many ‘campaigns’,
Tapping on her experience we have much to gain.
Completing the squad we have the ever helpful Paik Sze,
But don’t mess with her as her father is an arms dealer you see.

RTR is now oversee by another handsome young lad named Walter,
After going through the ‘baptism of fire’ we hope he will not easily falter.
Lai Wan a.k.a Mimi adds a feminine touch ,
A loving wife who manages the intercompany charge.
A new replacement Hasli will be joining the team,
Hopefully I have prepared him well for the initial ‘shock’ when it’s not what it seems.

For MI in Yean San we trust,
As directed by HQ, manages our cost we must.
Generating the essential reports for the business to track,
But managing with our current system she’s about to crack!
Her new assistant Armee will be joining the fold,
A fan of the ‘ Prancing Horse’ I was diligently told.
For Yvonne our funds she will monitor,
Who seldom eat lunch sometimes we wonder.
From credit, Sandran looks like someone from Bollywood,
You know the moustache Inspector that always catches the crook.

In IT’s hot seat Jackson unknowingly sat,
Plenty of sparks but no major fire yet.
Raj also reminds you of another Bollywood character,
The smooth talking bloke that mothers warned their daughters.
Raj and Sandran makes up for an interesting plot,
Two lost bothers that cross path and got each other shot .
Coming back to reality we have Kak Sarimah,
Taking care of the daily grouses who cooks great nasi lemak.

Kok Onn heads the Contract & Procurement,
15 years of great service an honorable achievement.
Karen J always have a scarf wrap around her,
A cheerful lady that helps with our purchase orders.
On secondment we have Chee Fong,
Always the last to finish her lunch cause she takes so long.

Now Cecilia is our new Chief,
Pulling the team together and steer the ship.
Oh, and there’s me tagging along,
Just happy to be part of a great team and they called me Ong.

Last but not least to those who were with us through thick & thin,
Amir, Joanna, Shalina and Aini who will be greatly missed.